deior: (A sunny disposition)
Lord Deior ([personal profile] deior) wrote2011-04-09 04:35 pm

Welcome

Welcome, dear guest,

I regret to inform you that at this point in time, the world as you know it will never be. Through an unfortunate series of events, the universe has suffered an ontological cataclysm. It has been unmade such that it never truly existed at all.

It is my intention to right this great wrong. In the intervening lapse in time, I urge patience. You need only wait, and your homes will be made new. I invite you to take refuge within Holloway’s Keep. My household staff is at your service and I trust you will work with them through your shared trials. In exchange for my hospitality, I ask one favour; you must always keep a record of your time here.

Your humble host,

Deior, Lord of Holloway's Keep.

[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I can do dat.

[Kevas trudges back the way he came feeling like a dog with its tail between its legs.]